I asked the mister to step in today since it's my birthday. I'm 30 y'all! Since my big day is so close to Halloween, they often get mixed together. Hence the witch finger lollipop. Anyway, here is some cheesy goodness to make you feel all mushy inside. I swear I asked him to write me a birthday wish but I guess he felt a thank you was in order for putting up with him. Ha!
I can't believe my sweety is 30! I feel so happy and lucky to be married to you. I feel like it was just yesterday that we were watching "That Thing You Do" on VHS, and eating your mom's dried out chicken sandwiches. I'm a lucky man that you're so accepting of all of my eccentricities. You made it through the construction of a screen accurate Ghostbusters costume (You know you love it), and a party planned by me that was centered around the Star Wars Holiday Special. I've never seen a party go downhill so fast.
You've been there to support me, and be my Sugar Mama while I was unemployed, and working on the side as a classic video game repair technician. You've been the light of my life for over 12 years, and I love you with all my heart. I'll never forget when we got to to Victoria, B.C., and we rented scooters and rode around the coast line for the whole weekend.
I cherish every moment with you, and I'm so proud to call you my wife. You're talented, creative, and beautiful inside and out. You're a strong woman who stands up for what she believes in, and I respect that. Thanks for being the best wife a guy could ask for! Here's to many more years of tubular radicalness!
Thanks hon for casually including so many details about yourself. It was supposed to be about me! I guess I blab on and on about myself on here so much that you probably needed a break anyway...