I fucking hate when people tell me what to do. Whether it's not wearing leggings as pants or watch 100 episodes of a TV series in a week, I do what I want. So when I hear advice being given on what is flattering or what fat women are supposed to do or not do, I get angrier than Gordon Ramsey in a moldy walk-in cooler at a crappy restaurant.
So, man, if I want to have short pixie hair, then I am going for it! All the haters that say you shouldn't have short hair if you face is round, it isn't flattering or will make your body look bigger, can step to the left. These days, fat woman are wearing what they want and going for their dream hairstyle. For me, that is a short do!
I may not be a pixie-sized person but I feel as twee and cute as the next tiny short haired girl. I have been maintaining a short hairstyle from home for years. I don't necessarily recommend trying to chop your hair off yourself in the bathroom tonight for the first time, but if you are fat and want to have short hair, then please go for it! If you hate it, hair grows back. Just don't let any hokey advice in People Magazine or some misogynist douche tell you that you aren't allowed. Stop worrying about minimizing your size or following rules.
To the celebrity gossip shows that spend 5 minutes talking about the length of a woman's hair and if it suitable, fuck off. Let Miley do her thing. She isn't ending the world with a buzz cut. To the fools trying to control their partner by making them promise to not chop off their locks, you are being selfish and probably missing out on truly loving someone. You don't need to prove your femininity or worthiness as a fat person with your hair. Fat women can have short hair too. We can also have long hair, medium hair, no hair or bright pink hair!