The cat one, holyballs. So true. Just never had names for them. The "kneading" that cats do, we call "tatering". Why? I don't know. I think my sister used to and I apparently stole that idea, lol.ILOVECATS!
"Your future self" is actually a dude called Dame Edna, created by Aussie comedian known as Barry Humphries :). Look him/her up! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dame_Edna_Everage
I think that quote is from Kate Nash, she is definitely a bad ass bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE9XLacoNpg
Love Dame Edna.
This was great...the how to pet a cat was awesome...funny cat facial expressions. Ah, joy.